patriciaashleigh:

johnnyhugs:

• Woman on top 25 calories
• Doggy Style 40 calories
• Per gasp 3 calories
• Screaming 18 calories
• Urgent begging 22 calories
• Digging nails 11 calories
• Shaking 20 calories
• Licking 24 calories
• Real Orgasm 27 calories
• Fake Orgasm 160 calories

See boys - its not that you suck, we’re just concerned about the calories we ate that day.
Except…. yeah, we care that you suck too. 

except this is all bullshit and none of those calorie values are true. if you gasp a thousand times you won’t burn 3000 calories. you won’t burn a 100, probably not even 2 to be perfectly honest.

(Source: autumnw0lf)